Thursday, July 30, 2009

Contoh PMS alert

Ini PMS alert yang diterima dari email dari PMS central. Lambat lah mokcik. Dah lepas dah PMS. keke. Mcm ngeri je baca warning alert ini,

'Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but your PMS is about to strike. Now is a good time to make sure you're stocked up on supplements like evening primrose and dong quai (always check with your doctor before taking new supplements) and to be sure you get a little exercise. No need to go overboard by donning a butt-floss thong leotard, just take some gentle walks to keep your stress at bay. Whatever else you do, don't forget to breathe, breathe, breathe. Every time your beloved does something idiotic, someone cuts you off in traffic or your boss asks the impossible, take a long, slow deep breath before you respond. It's not personal and they don't know that the PMS circus, clowns and all, has come to town.'

2 comments:

  1. mmm... rasanyer k dijah ari2 exercise je kan. sbb bjalan ke ofis kan?

    website mana ni? bleh join gak.

    saya ingat nak try homeopathy la...

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  2. PMS central.tapi buang karen je register, sebab bukannya tepat alert dia nih sebab selalu cycle kita kan berubah. even cycle tetep pun, dia punya alert mcm lari.

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