Tuesday, August 18, 2009

P.e.n.a.t. = mengantuk

Venue - students common room
2 pm
Heating lunch and making milo

Student: How are you?
Saya: Starving.
Starving?
Yes, havent eat anything since morning. Heaps of work in the lab.
You need to find a husband.
*sentap*. How can that solve the issue? Even if he cooks, I wont be able to eat. Busy in the lab.
He will cook for you and take it here and call you to remind you to eat.
*heh, pekobondo kau merepek nih?*. It wont work, trust me.
You know, obviously I'm getting benefit from my wife.
And I'm getting benefit from being single. Oh, I'm done. Tata!

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I did homework on you.
*Dup dap dup dap*. Homework? On what?
The guy that annoys you very much, his name start with..........Q.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *jeritan frekuensi rendah sambil tangan diletak di kiri dan kanan kepala*
Enough? No more?
Yes, please!

Benci. Benci. Encik bos pon dah siap korek2 rahasia nih. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penat tahap gaban. Part 1 settle pukul 2. Tu pon dengan bantuan encik bos dan encik penyelidik. Part 2 sambung lepas lunch, tapi gagal. Since tersengguk2 masa tengah tulis result *mintak2la ga*reth tak nampak - malu taw*, decided untuk balik opis main FB. Esok kena repeat method. Dah 3 kali gagal. Mcmana nih. Memula gagal sebab salah unit. Suppose amik 200 microliter, saya pi amik 20 microliter, padanlah sekor anak cacing je jumpak. Since sample dah buang, taklah repeat. Yang kali ketiga nih sample tak buang lagi, dah detect kesalahan, tapi masihhhhhhhh tak mencapai tahap yang dikehendaki. Percentage recovery yang dikehendaki adalah >95%. Saya dapat average 60%. Soooooooo busuk! Esok nak repeat elok2.

Tolonglah anak2 cacing sekalian, munculkan diri. Jangan gatal2 nak sangkutkan diri kat penapis. Tolonglah..tolonglah.. Penat tau nak repeat banyak2 kali. Dah banyak alkohol n potassium iodide yang habis..Kasihanilah diriku inih.hukhuk.

Mak, tolong doa hembus2 sikit, bagi esok dapat percentage recovery tinggi. Kalau tinggi kiranya boleh rehat sikit. Kalau tak...kena terus berhempas pulas sampai dapat recovery tinggi menjelang 1 sept. So, bila free sikit, leh pegi amik test computer untuk driving, leh start anyam riben buat ketupat, leh update blog selalu, leh study. Doa ye mak? kehkehkeh.

And yes, hari ni sesama pakai baju hitam. Dengan sapa? Biarlah rahasia..kekeke. *pembaca tegar sudah boleh agak siapa, muahahaha*

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