Just finished taking the PMS quiz
Summaries of my answers:
1. You hit the PMS lottery! Everything hurts–and you make sure everyone knows it! You pop Motrin like M&Ms,(by the pound), and for a few days every month you wear nothing but a heating pad and a scowl. When loved ones suggest exercise and fresh air, you walk briskly to the door and show them out! Frequent urination has forced you to put a mailbox and a George Foreman Grill in the master bath. And, how 'bout a little vinegar with that oil? Your complexion is so greasy the only thing that keeps your glasses from sliding off is the giant zit on your nose.
2. A spoonful of sugar helps the mood stabilizers go down. Also known as Miss Wiggy, your premenstrual persona contemplates the meaning of life one moment and the next, is enraged over the preempting of a soap opera. Family members have suggested name tags for your different personalities. Trying to keep up with your fickle feelings during PMS is like watching ping pong champions on speed. Planning anything – a wedding, oil change or a bikini wax – should probably be avoided during this time
3. Prisoners of the hell you inflict would find Alcatraz more comfortable. After all, if you're suffering, why shouldn't everyone else suffer, too? Is a little revenge really such a bad thing? Sarcasm is another service you offer. Your husband suggests you get a part-time job, and you respond, I already work very hard at making your life miserable! The bumper sticker on your car reads: Hows My Driving? Call 1-800 KISS MY ASS. Until this stage passes, nothing is right: the house needs painting,your car's too old, the dog is ugly, the neighbors are Nazis.
Hahaha, lawak seh!
I'm trying my best to control it, bookmarked the page and thinking of buying the PMS owners manual. ahaks.
Alhamdulillah, bulan ini saya berjaya mengharunginya dengan bergaya. Bulan depan harapnya berjaya juga. Hiyah! semangat! Doakan i ye u ols!
update: sudah register as member kat sinih dan yang kiutnya, dia ada system alert yang akan bagi email berunsur tips2 untuk menghadapi PMS setiap bulan menjelang hari 'istimewa' itew.
hiks.
hiks.
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dia: 'Husband saya siap cari artikel pasal PMS. Dia cakap PMS berlaku sebab tak cukup tidur, tak cukup senaman dan tak cukup makanan seimbang'
saya: 'Uh, saya memang ada semua masalah tu'
dia: 'Husband saya pon cakap saya ada semua masalah tu'
saya: 'Untungnya akak dapat laki mcm tu, siap tlg carikan info'
jeles
jeles
jeles
hahaha
Summaries of my answers:
1. You hit the PMS lottery! Everything hurts–and you make sure everyone knows it! You pop Motrin like M&Ms,(by the pound), and for a few days every month you wear nothing but a heating pad and a scowl. When loved ones suggest exercise and fresh air, you walk briskly to the door and show them out! Frequent urination has forced you to put a mailbox and a George Foreman Grill in the master bath. And, how 'bout a little vinegar with that oil? Your complexion is so greasy the only thing that keeps your glasses from sliding off is the giant zit on your nose.
2. A spoonful of sugar helps the mood stabilizers go down. Also known as Miss Wiggy, your premenstrual persona contemplates the meaning of life one moment and the next, is enraged over the preempting of a soap opera. Family members have suggested name tags for your different personalities. Trying to keep up with your fickle feelings during PMS is like watching ping pong champions on speed. Planning anything – a wedding, oil change or a bikini wax – should probably be avoided during this time
3. Prisoners of the hell you inflict would find Alcatraz more comfortable. After all, if you're suffering, why shouldn't everyone else suffer, too? Is a little revenge really such a bad thing? Sarcasm is another service you offer. Your husband suggests you get a part-time job, and you respond, I already work very hard at making your life miserable! The bumper sticker on your car reads: Hows My Driving? Call 1-800 KISS MY ASS. Until this stage passes, nothing is right: the house needs painting,your car's too old, the dog is ugly, the neighbors are Nazis.
Hahaha, lawak seh!
I'm trying my best to control it, bookmarked the page and thinking of buying the PMS owners manual. ahaks.
Alhamdulillah, bulan ini saya berjaya mengharunginya dengan bergaya. Bulan depan harapnya berjaya juga. Hiyah! semangat! Doakan i ye u ols!
update: sudah register as member kat sinih dan yang kiutnya, dia ada system alert yang akan bagi email berunsur tips2 untuk menghadapi PMS setiap bulan menjelang hari 'istimewa' itew.
hiks.
hiks.
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dia: 'Husband saya siap cari artikel pasal PMS. Dia cakap PMS berlaku sebab tak cukup tidur, tak cukup senaman dan tak cukup makanan seimbang'
saya: 'Uh, saya memang ada semua masalah tu'
dia: 'Husband saya pon cakap saya ada semua masalah tu'
saya: 'Untungnya akak dapat laki mcm tu, siap tlg carikan info'
jeles
jeles
jeles
hahaha
hah! apa lagi.. minta la tolong dia cari sorang dua.. hehe..
ReplyDeleteeh, calon bapa mithali peringkat blog sudah sehat ka?
ReplyDelete*mode tukar topik* hehehe
ps: ala encik amey, tolongla usha2 kan utk saya, kak ron ngan 'cikgu murni' sorang, dua org, tiga org...hahaha
uiksss...bagus dijah..kau tak lupa nak includekan namaku sekali..alaaa en amey..tulungla..kekekeekk
ReplyDeletepergh...berdesup kak ron komen..
ReplyDeletekahkahkah
acu, skrg ni dh canggih kan? dulu2 bukan main lg sorok2, siap reka ganti nama conggo. skrg, siap ade web ttg itu. hiks. :)
ReplyDeletePMS neh slalu jd alasan org laki kata bile kite marah2. padahal die yg slh! owh..saya tgh PMS. ngEhehehe.. (mode tak masuk topik)
ReplyDeleteayang - tulah, siap ada iklan pad melambak kat tv. kalau dulu, kalau beli siap org kedai balut ngan sokkabo, pastu bagi plastik beg kaler itam..keke. Ayang, Acu guna istilah conggo lagi *tulis kat diary*.keke
ReplyDeletemYeQa - tulah, if only they can understand, memang ada org yg suffer ngan masalah neh. Takpe, kita pon sesama kena usaha utk kawal diri.
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