Sentap sentapan

"Why you always swear but always remind me not to?"

"Because you are a woman"

"That's sexist! This is not fair."

"Ok. Not only because you are a woman. You are a MUSLIM woman. And muslims cannot swear! Should not swear. "

*pengsan*

"Right. You are right. I should refrain from swearing. But I don't think 'bloody' is a swear word."

"It is."

"Ok. I will try not to swear even if my bloody experiment is not OK!" *berlari menyelamatkan diri sebelum kena hempuk*

 

ps: sentap bila encik pengguna F word dalam hampir setiap sentence mempunyai hati suci murni gunakan tanpa was-was menjaga kami bebudak muslim.mweheheheheheheh. Orang keliling sebenarnya amat amik berat pasal kita, perhatikan kita. Either depa cakap atau tak je. Hmmmmm.

 

Nota kaki:

Bloody has always been a very common part of Australian speech and has not been considered profane there for some time. The word was dubbed "the Australian adjective" by The Bulletin on 18 August 1894. One Australian performer, Kevin Bloody Wilson, has even made it his middle name. Also in Australia, the word "bloody" is frequently used as a verbal hyphen, or 'infix' as in "fanbloodytastic". In the 1940s an Australian divorce court judge held that "the word bloody is so common in modern parlance that it is not regarded as swearing".

For international students di Animal Science Dept, bloody = tak berguna. So, selalunya penggunaan adalah seperti: bloody data, bloody experiment, bloody literature review, bloody statistical analysis..Camno leh jadik common dalam kalangan students? Ayat feveret encik2 bos dan tech officer. Motip tak bagi kami ikut tapi asik sebut depan kami…kekekekkeke. "Bloody students!"

So, kalau korang yang ada anak-anak kandung (bukan anak ikan), sila cakap molek-molek sopan2 depan anak2. Kepemimpinan melalui tauladan okesss.

 

Nota kuku kaki:

 

Jay Park tak swear. hikhik

Eid Mubarak!!

Selamat Hari Raya semua.

Hari raya tahun ni lagi best dari tahun lepas sebab bila dah gipang ni ramai orang kenal. Bia ramai orang kenal rasa meriah sikit..mwehehehhehehe

 Ucapan dariku untukmu



2ne1 is my favourite!!!Macam tak percaya je dulu tak berapa layan 2ne1..



Will update later kalau eksperimen ok. Hazabs sangat tapi takde mood nak buat labwork. Camno nih?

Update seposen

Saya adalah gipang pulak sejak dua menjak

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Have you seen my brain? I dropped it somewhere

Saya menjangkakan bila saya masuk tahun kedua, saya akan improve..dalam erti kata yang lain, saya akan menggambarkan yang saya ni ADA OTAK. Geez, sangkaan saya meleset. Lagi lama study, lagi rasa bengap, lagi rasa unorganised, lagi emo, lagi teruklah pendek kata. Kalau sudi sila baca royanan ini. Buat yang sedang buat PhD dan dikhuatiri akan terjejas dengan royanan tak berkesudahan ini, sila jangan baca. hehe

1. I dont know is it just me or memang isu kelam kelibut tangan 2 tak cukup adalah isu semua orang. Saya tengok Gareth ngan Fi macam selamber rock jer. Adekah kerana otak saya kecik, maka otak saya punya kapasiti lebih terhad? Encik bos suruh buat literature review, dia nak 80%. Masalahnya, benda yang paling tak best adalah buat lit reviewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Tambahla for climate studies untuk perkembangan cecacing semuanya dipublish sekitar 1960an gituh. So, kena pi library dan fotostat. =(. Ada sapa-sapa boleh bagi tips untuk rasa best buat lit review?

2. Saya masih gagal untuk grab the main idea of the results. Selalunya apa yang saya present adalah benda yang supervisors takmo. Sentap kan? Apa yang depa nak, I tak present. Amik, sentap berganda tak? Pernah satu hari tu lepas miting down satu hari, sampai rasa nak gantung diri kat kipas. Nasib baik dalam bilik takde kipas siling tuh, dan takde tali..Esoknya jumpa encik bos dia terus sound " I was annoyed and dissapointed with your report". Terus bercucuran air mata. Bukan kecik ati, tapi rasa frust ya hamat dengan diri sendiri. Frust sebab I dah setahunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nam bulan. Tapi leagi dasat dari bebudak undergrad dari segi kualiti kerja. Motip sangat memang tak nampak salah bila buat. Bila dah diskas baru sedar silap2 bodoh yang tak sepatutnya dibuat.

3. Berbalik pada lit review, saya memang malas dan begitu senang distracted. Skang ni tgh pulun preparation untuk next experimen dan untuk write up untuk journal. Nak pulun publish sebab dah tak larat nak tgk data eksperimen lama. Tau tak saya dah present kat dua conference dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn bila cek2 balik ada kesilapan analisis fkdjhfaksjhfjhsdakfgahjsfgkjs. Padahal dah cek banyak2 kali. So, ingat nak hadap semua data, analisis betul2 dan publish pastu simpan dalam elaborate untuk jadik chaptor. Malas dah tengok. Malassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

4. Hanya SATU tahun je lagi untuk setelkan lagi 2 eksperimen. Pastu bergantung mood encik bos, samada nak tambah eksperimen atau halau balik Malaysia. Rasa mcm nak halau diri sendiri balik je. Chapter satu habuk pon takde write up betul2 lagi..

Cuba bayangkan, kalau ini royanan orang yang berkeluarga atau buat study part time logiklah. Ni single mingle maseh bermasalah. Gosh....

Mebi kena pi jumpa kaunselor balik. Dah skip jumpa sebab busy =(

Till then, selamat meroyan!

 

 

Overdose is bad

Dalam kehidupan di donia nan fana ini, kita kena maklum yang apa sahaja benda yang overdose akan memudharatkan, either oleh pelaku atau 3rd party. Overdose gula boleh dapat kencing manis, overdose garam boleh mengakibatkan kencing manis, overdose protein boleh merosakkan buah pinggang, overdose jealous akan menyebabkan pasangan susah hati, overdose yakin akan menyebabkan orang lain intimidated, overdose merokok akan bunuh diri sendiri dan orang rapat, overdose gedik akan membuatkan orang rasa mual, dan overdose MEMONDAN akan menyebabkan orang rasa getik ya amat sampai terpaksa ketap gigi. Berpada-padalah dalam apa jua tindakan demi kesejahteraan kita bersama.

Salam Ramadhan.

Kasih ibu

Pernah terfikir apa yang mak kita akan rasa kalau kita meninggal?
Khamis lepas birthday Charlie. Saya email mak dia, ucap terima kasih kerana lahirkan Charlie. We are missing her so damn much.

Dan ini reply mak dia.

Dear Dijah,

I was very moved to receive your email expressing your personal thoughts and emotions, I can understand it was a hard day for you. It was a very hard day for us also and for Rachel who is in Nowra. I think it was especially hard for Rach because she is away from home.

Ralph and I are keeping going with the continual work on the farm but the wound is still very raw. Some days are OK but on others I still feel very sad.

I hope your PhD is going well. I think of you often, sorry I haven't emailed you but I find it very hard because it brings out so much emotion.

I would love to see you again well before you finish your PhD. If you feel that you would like to visit Charl at any time we would be more than pleased to have you stay with us. If you wished to come down on the train we could pick you up from the station or the local airport if you prefer to fly. I don't think I could handle the trip to Armidale. Charl's headstone and kerb have been put into place and we are keen to commence the garden before the spring commences. I will send you a photo when the plants I have selected have been planted.

I told Rach tonight that you had emailed me and she asked me to let you know that when you asked her, before Charl died, to be your friend on facebook and she declined, she didn't realise at the time that it was you and that she would love to be your friend. She apologises and hopes you weren't offended - she really didn't know that was you - she recognised your ID, I suppose, when she went onto Charl's facebook.

Take care Dijah. I know that you miss Charl very much, she was a very loving and caring girl and great company. That laugh!

Please say hello to Lewis and Sarah for us please.

I look forward to hearing from you at any time.

Love,
Chris

Kasih ibu, selagi hayat di kandung badannya..